"I thought I'd call my kid sister...she's a stripper...but I guess I'll just do it myself"
--lady on phone in line at the grocery store.
"Due to bab weather bakery is close."
--A sign in the bakery at a Giant Eagle during the weekend of the snow storm.
"I'm not buying you that trash"
--A mother to her son who just asked her to buy him a Readers Digest. It should be pointed out that she was buying a star magazine.
